Birthday party

Today is my birthday!!. I finally made it to one, what a quick year. Grandad picked me up this morning and found out from Mom there was no party planned. So he told me not to worry he would have one for me. We stopped at the outpost for supplies. Grandad thought it would be a good idea to document my height and weight for my first birthday. 20.88 lbs and 29.5 inches.


I would have preferred some kids my age, but Grandad didn't know any. So all the angry old republicans Grandad new were invited.
This is Mr. Gandini, Grandad and him spout the same rhetoric. Then there was Mr Denman, he wanted to talk about Bob Feller's
ERA and innings pitched.
Then Mr. Muzzy and the town workers showed up on their break.
The Abramo brothers showed up a little later.
Mr Rossini, Mr Kurzontkowski, and Mr Glines all showed up together, with the strippers. Mr Rossini assured Grandad that it was the Abramo brother's who brought them, either way Grandad wasn't happy.
The party seem to take a turn, for better or worse, I don't know, when Mr Haberski showed up. Between him and Mr Kurzontkowski, I don't know who has the most foul mouth.

All in all pretty good first birthday party, not typical, but good. I think I may be an angry republican someday.
Love Jack