From the VP

SAT/USAF/GOV/PHOTO/Jack

Listen to me you little punk, if you want to keep your blog up and running, do not ever make fun of the Vice President of the United States of America. I know exactly where you are. If I was not afraid of giving up the secret location of Dick Cheney, then I am certainly not going to think twice about giving out your location. My satellite zoomed in to your little sign, which I am sure is not legal. So from now on lets keep your political views out of your blog.
PS : your stupid little password wasn't hard to figure out either.

Sincerely
Vice President
Joseph Biden