Hi I am Jack

Hello, I am Jack, I started this blog to let people know what I have to deal with on a daily basis.

First of all I am about seven month's old, and I have yet to sleep a day by myself. My parents feel this need to over protect me. Every night my parents take turns sleeping on the couch with me, I of course sleep like a log, they don't sleep as well, I am sure. One thing they missed was they let my Granddad take me on Fridays. The guy is intense,every week we have a new lesson or practice on doing stuff I can't do yet. My Dad and my Aunt are the only ones who would understand this. I have heard them talk about Granddad behind his back, about all the crap he did to them. Granddad tells me it will make me a better adult, I am like whoa, let me enjoy the early years first. My paternal Grandmother on the other hand is very nice she treats me just like she did with her own children and lets me do what ever I want. She does however always comes with dogs. Do you know what it's like to be licked and prodded with cold noses? I am stuck there on the floor and these two nudge and sniff at me, like I am a buried bone. I will post some pictures of this part of my family before I move on to the other Grandparents.

THE DOGS

THE PATERNAL GRANDPARENTS

(notice granddad barking instruction to me, even on Christmas day there is no rest. I can't say merry Christmas yet!!!)



Next I will move to my Mom's parents, Bubchie and Grampy, both are really cool. Though I think my Grandad is trying to revoke visiting privileges to there house. ( I already told you how intense this guy is) Well we had a little incident this past Easter. I got taken for a visit to Grampy and Bubchie's house, and remember I am only seven month's old, the next thing I know they are installing wings and rabbit ears to me. Well there is nothing I can do, I am basically helpless. Then suddenly there is a flash, my eyes are blurred, when I realize what's going on, my Dad, with this stupid smirk on his face is texting my Grandad this ridiculous picture. I thinking to myself, this is a mistake, but too late, it's gone. The next thing I hear is my Dads phone ring, and the voice bellows through the room "get him out of there". Well needless to say I paid for it the following Friday. We spent the day posing me on every piece of tough guy equipment Granddad could find. I had grease and oil on every piece of clothes I had on. I will post some more pictures.

GRAMPY
























BUBCHIE

THE PICTURE I WILL LIVE TO REGRET

Moving right along, to the rest of my family. I have three Aunts and Uncles. All are very nice, but Grandad has warned me already they all have troubled pasts. I am starting to try to form my own opinions, but I have no choice than to listen to what he tells me, he gets right in your face. We will start with my Uncle Pat I am posting a picture of him as I see him and Grandad is making me post one the way he sees him. (its all to make me a better adult blah, blah, blah, but it is his computer, so here there are.)

UNCLE PAT

GRANDAD'S IMAGE OF UNCLE PAT

Next in line, going by age, so not to offend anyone, is my Aunt Ashley. She too is fun, but also comes with a dog. I worry sometimes when my Grandad and her are in the room with me they may brake an arm off trying to take me away from other people. But I guess it's good to be wanted. Now from what I can tell Ashley seems normal, but Grandad assures me she could be more trouble than Pat. He always says " I know it's hard to believe but it's true". So far I don't have any incriminating photo's of Ashley, but I do have my feelers out there, and Grandad insists there available with time. So here's one
from the hospital.

AUNT ASHLEY
(grandad says to notice the expression, it says to him she going to get even with her brother for something, and it will not be good for me)


Next is my Aunt Cassie, she also is very nice to me, although she was in cahoots with the wing/rabbit ear incident, so only time will tell. Grandad warns me even though he hasn't got any dirt on her yet he will keep looking. He calls her the poser, and I have to agree with him every picture with me and her it's all about her. Here are a few

AUNT CASSIE
(notice how you can't see my face in any of the pictures)

Now that I have told you about my Grandparents and Aunts and Uncle it's time to move on to the two most important people in my life. Mom and Dad. I do not have a lot of resources up here at Granddads so I am working to get some picture of them. More to come on Friday. There is a lot to talk about with them and I must be careful, so for now that's it see you all next Friday hope you will all be there.